EastWesterly Review
since 1999

As part of its mission to “promote cultural innovation,” Purewater University’s Department of Applied Excellence in Language Excellence presents lists of potential band names, free of charge, as compiled by a survey of Department faculty.

–PB Wombat

• All the Wrong Svetlanas
• Carrot Crunk
• Biscoff Mafia
• The Drang Ganglers
• Tepid Wanda
• Piddletank
• Dress for Lech
• PramRamble
• Radical Trig
• Basement Credit Score
• Jam Handle
• Passionfart
• Bellytang
• Perline Neckwaddle
• The Prig Chiggers
• Diddle Whop
• Fizztingler
• The Devil’s Marshmallow
• Pün Türd
• Balance Ship
• The College of Divine Porpoises
• Rice Wiener
• Vats of Avenue
• Hott Borscht Vibrations
• Slimebatch
• The Crastards
• Visionblatt
• The Rational Mimes
• Easy Rutherford
• Kissingburst
• VSOSqueeze
• Diversionary Rupert
• Bin Thimble
• The Inevitable Drat
• The Host of Myriad Dunces
• Dragglesnoot
• The Dwellington Sketch
• The Grand Vole of Silence
• Beard Monkey
• RebelToes
• The Bimbeaux Hammy
• Jarlsberg Doogie
• The Slamm Fambly Swingers
• Heath Britches
• The Bland Walter Endives
• TassleChatter
• Ballzallott
• TackSaddle
• Rear Blintzes
• Hecksall Graveltime
• Rabbitpass Sensation
• Floss Target Island

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