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Fascist-Friendly Names for Your Former DEI Program

For EWR, EW Wilder

As diversity, equity, and inclusion programs continue to come under fire from the Trump administration, your college or university might be looking for ways to continue the work without drawing undue attention.

To better serve you, our crack team of experienced committee-members and press-gang administrators put together the following list of suggestions.

Office of Wide Welcoming

The Acceptance Annex

Office of Existential Divergence and Corporeal Mise en Place

Department of Heterogeneous Horations

Club U-B-U

The Department of Manydom and Unification

The Office of Heterodoxicity and Student Embracement

The Inn Clue Scion

The Department of Broad-Spectrum Encompassment

The Office of Integrality and Enfilment

The Office of Multifacetness and Academic Enculturation

The Department of Umius

The Office of Institutional Interiority and Manyness

The Department of E Pluribus Unimatics